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I’m under the firm belief…

I’m under the firm belief…

I’m under the firm belief that anyone who has ever typed rotfl is a gd liar… [...]

April 14, 2012 daybracey Day-ly Bread 0

A man on the bus with a didgeridoo

A man on the bus with a didgeridoo

A man on the bus with a didgeridoo [...]

April 14, 2012 daybracey Day-ly Bread 1

I can’t even make this shit up…

I can’t even make this shit up…

I can’t even make this shit up. @ the Goodwill. The only explanation is that so many ppl walked into this window, they had to commission a sign… and u still have hope for humanity?   [...]

April 14, 2012 daybracey Day-ly Bread 1

I feel like, if you’re only half black…

I feel like, if you’re only half black…

I feel like, if you’re only half black, you should only be allowed to say half the word “nigga”. Like, that’s my nig. Less than half? What up my N word? If you’re white, check in with us weekly for the newest PC term. [...]

April 14, 2012 daybracey Day-ly Bread 0

TGIF? Friday is the date rapist of days…

TGIF? Friday is the date rapist of days…

TGIF? Friday is the date rapist of days. It starts off nice, and you’re excited about all the fun you’ll be having with it. Next thing you know, you’re waking up the next morning with a massive headache, dazed and confused, wondering wtf happened to you last night. Can’t look to Friday for answers, cuz [...]

April 14, 2012 daybracey Day-ly Bread 0

SN: This guy exists…

SN: This guy exists…

SN: This guy exists. He’s not chicken dancing, he’s jaywalking… in his hooded manfur and hammer pants, w/a 3ft phonytail (yea, that’s weave)… #shitiseedowntown [...]

April 13, 2012 daybracey Day-ly Bread 1

#howtosavealife

#howtosavealife

Any man wearing these is dead inside. Hand him a plate of Bacon & a pat on the back. #howtosavealife [...]

April 13, 2012 daybracey Day-ly Bread 0

Facebook relationship statuses are like wedding rings…

Facebook relationship statuses are like wedding rings…

“Facebook relationship statuses are like wedding rings. Women care if you wear them, because they know other women will notice and act accordingly. Men don’t give a fuck about rings because they know other men don’t give a fuck about rings. “Oh, you’re married? That’s nice. Would you like to see a picture of my [...]

April 13, 2012 daybracey Day-ly Bread 1

There’s a baby doll that girls can cut…

There’s a baby doll that girls can cut…

There’s a baby doll that girls can cut, style & make up called “beautiful now”. If you buy this for your impressionable child, impale yourself w/ the nearest, sharpest kitchen utensil. Your kid is beautiful ALREADY, you fkn waste of life. [...]

April 11, 2012 daybracey Day-ly Bread 0

Her: So what are you…?

Her: So what are you…?

Her: So what are you? Me: I’m single. Her: So what’s that mean? Me: That means there’s nobody out there that will get mad if they hear me say “I’m single”. Her: Good answer. [...]

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